r eric lieb / no clever name . com

i am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. and since i’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite #
@stephenchristy thanks dude! was great to see ya #
@marcbernardin we’re gonna need some more FBI guys, i guess #
@nikkicook lo, my wrath was brought down this day #
@marcbernardin “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho [...]

meh #
this is the straw, final straw #

a hotel, a motel, a motive, imagine #
sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn #

gestalt therapy and escape clauses #
we’re in the pipe, five by five #

our work is never over #
this is by far the most fun I’ve ever had at Lowes #

don’t you know the Dewey Decimal System? #
know that there is no escape from my snow brigade #
the person (poorly) practicing their trumpet right outside my house shall soon know the full measure of my wrath #

off to see Dragonball #

nuns. no sense of humor #
meh #

@ivanbrandon i number amongst that zillion #
Seattle farmers market. OG starbucks and rhubarb piroshky ftw #
@KatzMoney styling and profiling #
@TheJoeLynch 1) videodrome 2) videodrome 3) scanners #
dear united airlines: you’re greedy and I hate you. love, me #
that was one freaky landing. thanks again United #
beach traffic so bad the cab can’t even get close [...]

strange things are afoot at the circle k #
hey, tom waits. i still want to know why you let rod stewart cover ‘downtown train’ #
off to Seattle #
in Seattle for the day #
observed: wil wheaton talking with aaron douglas. worlds collide #
@markwalters74 bring it! where are you on the floor? #